It's been a whole year and I've still not heard from the elusive Craig Niedermaier.
For those of you who are new, here's the scoop:
I frequently have very vivid dreams.
Last December 1st/2nd I dreamed about an imaginary neighbor named Craig Niedermaier who (after only knowing me for a day) invited me to go to Morocco for the weekend with him and his daughters. I wanted to go, but then suddenly I remembered my husband and children and the last thing I know I'm trying to kill an infestation of bed bugs in the hallway of the apartment...they kept creeping down in the cracks of the hard wood floors which resulted in a comical game of Whack-A-Mole.
So, when I woke up, I Googled "Craig Niedermaier Chicago" and was surprised to find THERE REALLY IS SOMEONE with that name! Thus began my quest to "meet" the man.
Now, if you do a search for Craig Niedermaier I come up as #3. Muuuuahahahahaha
I had a contest between Craig Niedermaier and Peter McKay, (If you don't know who Peter is, you should click over right now and read some of his columns. Hysterical) Peter won hands down, obviously. He's good like that.
Maybe it's a waste of time.
Maybe it's a little pathetic.
Maybe I should just give it up...but I don't care.
I want to hear from him.
The only rule I have is that I cannot contact him directly...that's a copout. I'm open to suggestions though.
How do you get a total stranger to notice you?