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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Gotta Get Me One Of These!

As you know, I'm rather fond of bathroom humor around here.  I don't plan it that way, it just sorta happens.  This one is definitely bathroom related, but there's nothing funny about it!

A toilet with a heater in the seat (it can also toast your tootsies on the floor), LED lights, a seat that opens and closes by itself, and a remote control?  Oh YES -- PLEASE! has a hefty price tag but since when is cool cheap?

Of course something this upscale would look ridiculous in my down-scale bathroom.  Still, a girl can dream, right?

What cool gadget / thing would you like to have even thought it's totally impractical?


Jessica Bell said...

There's a cafe here in Athens which has a rotating toilet seat. When you get off, it rotates and sanitizes itself :o) lol. I almost had a heart attack the first time I saw it. I thought I was in an episode of Doctor Who.

June Freaking Cleaver said...

I love it! Now if I had oodles of dough just begging to be wasted...

I think heated sidewalks and driveway would be more snow shoveling or spreading salt to prevent falls.

Rhonda said...

Actually, I do think it is funny. It is so over the top. What happens when you can't find the remote and you really have to go?

Miranda Hardy said...

Boy, someone put a lot of thought into that. lol

Theresa Milstein said...

A cold toilet seat is pretty jarring. I could do without the other bells and whistles though. For me, it's all about warmth.

Kristi said...

That is hilarious!!!

For me though, if I had tons of dough, it would be heated bahtroom tiles! No one wants to get out of the shower in the dead of winter and have to tiptoe across such a cold floor! It's jarring and makes that hot shower that felt so good fade into a distant memory...LOL

vic caswell (aspiring-x) said...

oh vicki!!!
my mom HAS an electric toilet seat (just the seat)!!!

i remember arriving to her house after the drive, and of course the very first thing i needed to do was, well, you know.

she didn't warn me (there was probably no time) i ran in there, sat down, and then leapt up!!!

why was it soooo warm!?!?!

did someone else JUST get off it!?!?!
did they have a fever or something!?!?!?

my mom laughed at me for a long while. i'd never heard of such a thing before.

it still kinda freaks me out. eeks!

salarsenッ said...

Don't laugh, but when my hubby went to Korea for business last spring, he stayed at this posh hotel. He calls me, his voice practically shivering.

"Honey, you won't believe this toilet."

Me - "You mean the bathroom?"

"No, the toilet. It has a control panel."

Me - "Like a remote for the TV."


I almost died laughing. Apparently, the toilet could do anything, heat included. I won't go into anymore details, but it was pretty funny.

Talli Roland said...

I would LOVE that! On TV last night, posh boarding school boy was saying how he was made to warm the toilet set before the head boy got on it in the morning. Personally, that just grosses me out.

GigglesandGuns said...

If I had money to spare -- heated sidewalks and driveway. Unless I fall in using the bathroom isn't going to hurt me the way shoveling and salting do.

How do you find this stuff? :o))

Shannon said...

"The Numi can wash or dry a user, functions accomplished via a wand that can spray water or blow air." LOL!!

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

A French Maid... oh wait!