I got this from my sister.
I'm sorry if this offends anybody, but I happen to think this is funny.
In case you can't read it, it says:
Religion is like a penis.
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.