Once upon a time I stumbled across a column of Peter McKay's (or just click the permalink superhero in the side margin) and laughed until tears rolled down my cheeks. I have faithfully sought out his column every week since then. If you've not yet read him, what are you waiting for?
Well, it's happened again friends. I stumbled across THIS article by Celia Rivenbark (website) and all but spewed Diet Coke everywhere. She's one seriously funny lady.
It's a pity she and McKay are both married to other people because I think the two of them ought to have children. Together I mean. Imagine how hysterical their offspring would be.
No worries, Peter. You're still my favorite! But, y'know...Craig Niedermaier is still MIA, so perhaps I should abandon that pursuit and work on getting you and Celia together? Let me know....
PS Did anyone else read River Bank instead of Riven Bark or am I alone?