More fabulous quotes from my ray of sunshine...
"My anger has a shadow."
"My love line is coming out."
(not sure what that is, not sure I want to know)
While I cooked dinner, he came in to tell me that "Tom Sawyer is married to Diane Sawyer. Diane Sawyer is a news anchor and Tom Sawyer did the voice of Wishbone the dog."
(Yes, I looked it up later. They're not married, but Tom Sawyer was involved with the Wishbone series on PBS.)
(Pointing at a phone booth...the phone had been removed)
"In the olden days, they made calls there."
I was asking Cody random questions in the car. The song on the radio changed.
"I hear a song from Kesha. I can't answer right now."
"Is it hard to kiss your mustache?"
(not sure how to answer that since I don't have a mustache...at least that's what I keep telling myself)
(When telling me a story...)
"I freaked....froke out"
(I'd totally vote to make froke a word)
(while eating pizza, the sauce leaks out from under the cheese)
(to his sister)
"I'm a serious gamer. All gamers need to be wiindproof"
(after a bath, he got very upset)
C: I want to smell like cheese!
Me: Why do you want to smell like cheese, Cody?
C: I want to smell like MOLDY cheese.
(While we were waiting in the car one night, I was telling Cody how much I loved him - more than the stars in the sky, more than all the fish in the ocean yada yada yada. He was completely unimpressed until I came up with this one...and he now repeats it ALL the time.)
I love you more than all the wags in a dog's tail
And possibly the greatest quote of all time...
"I don't lie! I speak fiction!"