For once I'm going to tell you a story where I didn't do anything stupid or embarrassing.
My husband is a bit of a sports nut. He especially loves football. College football, if you want me to be specific.
I do not.
I don't mind going to a game with him, but to sit at home on a beautiful Saturday afternoon and watch one game after another seems about as boring and pointless to me as shopping (without buying anything) seems to him.
So, we reached a truce early on. He'd stay home and watch football and I'd go get my groove on at the mall...or wherever.
Marriage is all about compromise, you see.
Well, back in those days I didn't drive. I would take the bus wherever I wanted to go. After finishing at the mall, I went to the bus stop, but had just missed the bus. I hate just sitting and waiting, especially since the next one wasn't due for an HOUR.
I walked in the direction I needed to go figuring I would catch the next bus somewhere further down the line. I happened to pass a McDonald's, and since I had time to kill I went in and ordered a cheeseburger and a Diet Coke.
I sat in a seat by the window and relaxed.
This restaurant had a counter with 'bar stools' just off to my left. I noticed a guy reading a newspaper, and even though he looked perfectly ordinary, my eyes were drawn to him. He held the paper open and up in the air so I couldn't see his face at all.
Then I noticed you could see a pinholes of light through the paper. HE was watching people! Curious, I kept my eye on him.
What was he up to?
Was he spying on some cheating spouse?
Was he casing the restaurant for a robbery attempt?
What was going on?
I soon had my answer. Somehow, he managed to keep the paper up in front of his face by holding the paper with one hand while he reached down with his other and pulled his shorts off to the side fully exposing himself!
Probably not the reaction he was looking for, and after a few minutes he just as discreetly covered himself again.
I probably should have reported him, but I grabbed my drink and left.
I used to work at a McDonald's when I was in my late teens and there was a couple who would go through the drive thru periodically. The girl in the passenger seat would (at some point) expose herself--usually pulling her top down while her boyfriend would stall and ask for more napkins or ketchup or ice water. I would get whatever they asked for but give no indication that I'd noticed the half-dressed girl in the front seat.
Not sure how I managed to keep my cool because the minute they drove off I told all my coworkers! hahaha.
Sorry if you were expecting this to be a story of MY indecent exposure...just seems I've had more than my share of odd experiences like this over the years.
Have you ever been flashed by anyone?