Always looking for a way to gain the upper hand in any debate, I decided it would be funny to find a big poster of a cow and put it in his cubicle while he was away on travel, but what I found was soooo much better!
Meet Bessie. A nearly life-size cardboard cow. Here we are hanging out last night as I bid her farewell...
And this is where Bessie is now.
I couldn't just stop at the cow, though. That was funny, but I still needed to punch it up a bit. And so, I used every cow pun I could think of: Don't Have a Cow Man, Happy Moo Year, Cowabunga, Heifer Self a Merry Little Christmas, etc. and posted them all over his cube. The sign on the cow's rear says "BEWARE of the Dairy-Air"
But even that wasn't enough. So I scoured the web for cow cartoons and printed out my favorites to line his desk. The best are below:
And my ABSOLUTE favorite. The one that makes me giggle out loud every time I see it:
MOO-Y CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!